Taco Tuesdays, Ep. 6: Photography Is a Lot Like Heroin
Welcome one and all to the freakshow. DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THEM SUFFER? DIVIDED AND DRAWN STAND THE MEN OF PERILOUS FATE! With us today are: Jonathan, John, Chad, Everett, and Robin joins in later but...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 7: The Price of a Helicopter (ft. Grandma)
Heyoo boys. I see what you do. PEEK-A-BOO. No we aren’t Devo. Stop looking at me like that. With us today are: Colton, John, Jonathan, Everett, and those guys Chad and Robin join in late but whatever....
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays Extrasode #2: Grandfather
Everett has an intimate discussion with his grandfather.
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 8: Francis Ford Coppola Hands Out Survival Equipment
I’m very tired. Oh so very tired. Nobody else will be tired. UNLESS I MAKE THEM SLEEP FOREVER. With us today are Everett, Chad, Robin, Jonathan, Colton, and Marcus(HE’S NEW). And remember, don’t let...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 9: The Best Episode Yet
ARE YOU READY FOR ACTION? ARE YOU READY FOR SUSPENSE. DON’T VOMIT DUE TO ANTICIPATION, WE’RE HERE TO GIVE YOU JUST WHAT YOU NEED. With us today are: Colton, John, Jonathan, and Everett. Music is Nippon...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 10: The Green Ranger Is a Mary Sue
HAPPY TIME OF THE YEAR. IT IS THAT TIME. THE TIME OF FAMILY. THE TIME OF CHRIST RISING FROM THE ASHES LIKE A MAJESTIC PHOENIX. With us today are: Everett, Colton, Jonathan, Robin, Marcus “Puzzle Body,”...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 11: Fuck It, I Love Bill Murray
Shiny kittens must define us. Welcome to infinity, my lovelies. It is a new year. A year for rejoice. A Year for Juice. With us today are: Robin, Chad, Colton, and Everett. Music is White Waking by Les...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 12: Have You Been to BowieWorld?
David Bowie is coming out with a new album soon. With us today are Johnathan, Chad, Colton, Robin, and Everett. Music is Heroes by David Bowie. And remember, I’M AN ALLIGATOR. I’M A MAMA PAPA COMIN’...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 13: They Win More Money In Prostitution
I’m a glam rock princess. Open your mind to the world of fabrication. You can be anything and everything. With us today are Colton, Jonathan, Robin, Chad, and Everett. Music is Needles in the Camel’s...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 14: Community Fistacular
HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENIS? THIS IS MOST AMAZING EPISODE. LIKE IT YOU FUCKERS. WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME???????? With us today are: Jonathan, John, Chad, Colton, Everett, and special community guest: Jeff...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 15: I’ve Been Stapling Cardboard to My Walls
It accentuates my eyes. Don’t tell me what to do. I’m a cardboard boy. With us today are: Everett, Josh, Chad, Jonathan, and Colton. Don’t worry about the fucking music. And remember, watch out for...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 16: I Only Have a Potato (ft. Special Guests)
Welcome one and all, to a very special episode. It’s filled with very special boys. They won’t mind if you just look. Go on, do it. With us today are special guests: Everett, Colton, Chad, Jonathan,...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 17: Hold the DaPhone
This is it guys. This is the one you’ve all been waiting for. Get ready for the darkest recording yet. Also, Jim Sterling, please don’t sue us. With us today are: Jonathan. John, Robin, Everett, and...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Destructiod Movie Club: A Talking Cat!?! Commentary
This is a movie commentary. Please enjoy the hilarity. I don’t own shoes. Also, this commentary features: Swishiee, Everett, John, Johnathan, and Robin “Nightwing” Edgar.
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 18: The Nacho Man
The cheese. The cheese just rises to the top. With us today are: Robin, Jonathan, Chad, Swishiee, Everett, and the Nacho Man. Music is Love for Sale by the Talking Heads. And remember, there is no...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 19: Nick Cannon Was Born In a Test Tube
You can’t dispute the truth. Welcome our new overlord. With us today are: John, Jonathan, Chad, Robin, Colton, and Everett. Music is Mellow My Mind by Neil Young. And remember,...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays Extrasode #3: 2 Chainz and His Grandmother
2 Chainz is a sophisticated man. Everett performs his one-man show, but Colton said he was in this.
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 20: I Heard He Got in Trouble with the Dog Police
We’re back! Did you miss us? Probably not. With us today are: Everett, Jonathan, Colton, and Robin. Music is I Love All the Girls by R. Stevie Moore. And remember, watch out for Michael Vick.
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 21: Masturbating to iDOLM@STER
Hey guys. We say bad things. Throw us in jail please. With us today are: Colton, Chad, Robin, Jonathan, John, and Everett. Music is Dancing Queen by ABBA. And remember, push the razor blades into the...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 1: Copyrighting Racism
Welcome, one and all, to the very first Taco Tuesday, produced by the glorious people of NeverCare Studios (the developers of the acclaimed Child Wrangler.) With us today are Robin, Colton, Chad,...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 2: William S. Burroughs Is the Captain of My Mind
Welcome again to another episode of Taco Tuesdays! In today’s episode Kool and the Gang actually have a bear onstage! It’s unbelievable, you’ll never forget it! With us today, as always, so far,...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 3: Taco Bell Spooktacular
Boo! Did we scare you! Yes, yes we did scare you. Now listen to our frightening podcast, IF YOU DARE! With us today are some guys in costumes who are pretty scary. And remember, don’t stick your dick...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 4: Did You Change the Refrigerator Settings?
Did you miss us? You didn’t. Well, we like to think you did. Get ready for the most you’ve heard about Max Steel in years. With us today are: Chad, Robin, Jonathan, Colton, and Everett. Music is Silver...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 5: Cock Rock (ft. Swishiee)
HEY EVERYONE. WE’RE BACK. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP US BUT YOU DIDN’T. WITH US TODAY ARE: JONATHAN, ROBIN, COLTON, CHAD, EVERETT, AND OUR SPECIAL GUEST: ERIC “SWISHIEE” SWISHER. AND REMEMBER, GIVE US...
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays Extrasode #1: The Secretaries
Colton and Everett talk about nothing. Also, things are said.
View ArticleTaco Tuesdays, Ep. 22: Young Justice
That sweet smell. The sticky air. Yes, it’s us again. No, go away. With us today are: John, Jonathan, Robin, Everett, and Colton. Music is Monolith by T. Rex. And remember, don’t slice off your genitals.
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